I am always scribbling down stories or little poems, it’s really fun! I thought you still may enjoy reading some of them.
The first I’d like to share with you is my son Gabriel’s most favourite thing that I have EVER written. That’s because it’s about pooing and weeing, which he finds really funny! I bet you do too?
You know when grown ups sometimes say it’s not polite to talk about these things? But then that kind of makes you want to laugh about them even more? Well, that is what this poem is all about. I hope it makes you giggle!
Poos and Wees Aren't Funny
“Poos and wees aren't funny, you cheeky boy!” says Mummy.
“Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they are,
They're the funniest by far!
They're smelly and they're stinky
The stench is really rotten.
And here's another funny thing -
Poos come from my BOTTOM!”
“Poos and wees aren't funny, you cheeky boy!” says Mummy.
“Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they are,
They're the funniest by far!
They make a really silly sound,
A splashy plop and drip.
And whoopsies make a louder noise.
At toilet time - let rip!”
“Poos and wees aren't funny, you cheeky boy!” says Mummy.
“Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they are,
They're the funniest by far!
Even the colour makes me chuckle,
That yukky, ukky brown.
Why not purple, pink or nice bright blue?
More fun to flush them down.”
“Poos and wees aren't funny, you cheeky boy!” says Mummy.
“Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they are,
They're the funniest by far!
But sometimes I'm not smiling,
When I really need to go.
I hop on feet from left to right,
The toilet's busy? NOOOOOOOOO!”
“Poos and wees aren't funny, you cheeky boy!” says mummy.
“Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they are,
They're the funniest by far!
Grown-ups don't talk about it
But spend hours in the loo.
Mummy says she's ‘putting on her face.’
I know what she's up to.”
“Poos and wees ARE funny! I give in!” says Mummy.
“There's no point in getting sniffy,
Have a giggle, when things get whiffy!”
